Trickery

It's a chilly day here in Chicago, and I am working at the boutique. I came in, opened up the shop, did some light cleaning, and then - I saw it.I immediately got excited. How perfect that the gift shop I work in would sell yarn (in my special little world, this makes perfect sense). I mean, after all, what a perfect gift! And look at those colors! I raced forward to get a closer look.
It was upon further investigation that my heart sank. This was not yarn.
These were scarves; twisted up and arranged to look like skeins of yarn (I haven't a clue why, except that the evil person who did this was clearly trying to mess with my sanity).

I feel so betrayed.